‘Champagne, Madam? No? A soft drink, perhaps? Or something hot - tea, coffee? Ah, I understand - Madam is not thirsty, but would be interested in something a little more hard-hitting. If you would allow me to fetch our drugs menu, I will send our sommelier over to assist with your choice. Thank you.’
‘Good evening, Madam. Would you like an upper or a downer this evening? A euphoric? Then, may I suggest Ecstasy? No? Ah, Columbian Cocaine – very lightly cut with corn starch. A very good choice if I may say so.’
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