‘You’re colour blind?’
‘Yeah.’
‘So what colour is that?’
‘Red?’
‘No, it’s Scooter Red.
‘Oh.’
‘Idiot.’
‘That’s a bit harsh.’
‘What colour is that?’
‘Like, grey?
‘Christ, it’s Liberty Blue.’
‘Liberty Blue?’
‘Yeah, like the colour the Statue of Liberty is.’
‘What, grey?’
‘The Statue of Liberty is blue.’
‘No, it’s grey. It’s made of metal or stone or something.’
‘It’s blue! You’re really colour blind.’
‘Yes, I know. But it’s grey.’
‘It’s blue!’
‘Fuck off! I’m wikipediaing it!’
‘Fine, but it’s blue.’
‘No, look at that. It’s grey.’
‘That’s blue.’
‘Shut up! It’s grey!’
‘We can’t agree on this! Your eyes are stupid and can’t see things good.’
‘Oh, wait. Wikipedia says that the Statue of Liberty has turned blue over time because of rust and some other nonsense.’
‘See? It’s blue!’
‘I guess it is.’
‘So you only trust Wikipedia?’
‘Yeah.’
‘Oh. Idiot.’
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