“Once upon a time, there was an evil queen. She had raven-black hair and eyes like soft steel.”
“But, Dad, steel is a metal.”
“Metal can be soft. Like gold.”
“I don’t get it.”
“Okay, fine. The evil queen had raven-black hair and eyes like hard steel.”
“That’s better.”
“Are you going to be quiet and let me tell you the story or not?”
“Okay, I’ll be quiet.”
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