Tuesday 29 May 2012

Grey Lace by Sam Smith

‘Great lakes?’

‘What?

‘You want me to wear great lakes?’

‘That’s not what I said.’

‘Oh. Did you tell me I had great legs?’

‘No, I didn’t say that either. But, that’s not to say that-’

‘How rude! I take great pride in my legs!’

‘I didn’t mean to offend you, it just wasn’t what I said!’

‘Fine. Did you tell me about a race? Someone called Ray is running a race?’

‘That’s not even near what I said.’

‘Fine. What did you say?’

‘I asked if you had got your hair done recently.’

‘Oh. I did go to the salon last week.’

‘It looks very nice.’

‘Thank you.’

‘You should probably get your hearing checked or something.’

‘Yeah, I guess.’

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