Rodeo Drive by Ben Hayward

“You need to clap your cheeks together – hard.”
“What like this?”
“Move your buttocks a little further up the saddle. Pronounce them a bit more”
“I’m not sure if this is the point of the exercise Dad.”
“We want to make you look like a champion Phillipa, don’t question me.”
“Dad, I feel a little like a porn star.”
“Why would you think that?”
“Well for starters this isn’t how you ride a horse.”
“Yes it is.”
“How do you know that?”
“Oh, I... I’ve seen some films.”
“So you’ve never actually ridden one then?”
“Phillipa, I’m in a wheelchair, it’s a little hard.”
“It’s a mobility scooter dad, it’s a chair with wheels, and you can walk fine.”
“Right well, that may be, I’ve never ridden a horse, but I’ve seen horse riders ride.”
“You mean jockeys, and this isn’t it. I’ll catch you later Dad.”