“Congratulations on your graduation!”
“Thanks.”
“Do you want some champagne?”
“No, thank you. I don’t drink.”
“You don’t drink? But you’re a student.”
“I don’t like the taste.”
“Drinking isn’t about the taste.”
“I don’t like the feeling either.”
“Well, you won’t get drunk off a little bit of champagne.”
“Can I just have some coke instead? Please.”
“All right, but don’t say later that I didn’t offer you any champagne…”
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