The Next Three Days by Carolyn Glass

Only 3 days to go, what could possibly go wrong? Well I’m glad you asked me that. So far, the bride's dress damaged in a mystery dye spill accident (will be discovered by the shop owner tomorrow, shame she had just made her assistant redundant), a number of the guests suffering from suspected food poisoning after the hen night (shouldn’t be too difficult to spike the champagne in the club tonight and then persuade everyone to eat kebabs at 3am), the venue for the nuptials firebombed (tomorrow along with 2 other churches, probably be considered a hate crime with any luck). And if the bride and groom insist on staying cheerful, dealing with each incident calmly? An accidental death, preferably hers, (then I could sweep in and offer consolation and support) but his would be ok at a pinch. He’d regret passing me over one way or another.