When he cut the lady in half, we cheered.
When he impaled Uncle George, we laughed.
When he levitated Aunt Miriam, we gasped.
When he made Great-Gran crawl out of her own grave, we screamed and ran until our legs hurt and our lungs felt like they were going to burst.
When we saw on the news that Great-Gran ate the magician and then disappeared, we decided it was time to change our surname and skip town.
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