We were out of Diet Coke but don't worry, I had Coke Zero. Oh! What are you-? Why are you-? When I said I was an explorer, I meant of ... Friendly territory. Home ground? You have it all wrong. What I mean, girls, is that I'm gay. So please, put your mysterious forests away and we can pretend it never happened.
Tuesday 7 January 2014
Mean Girls by Abbi Outen
Y'know I think my favourite thing is exploring someone's body. Seeing what makes them tick, in the bedroom, so to speak. And hey, they say knowledge is power so I never pass up an opportunity to ... Educate myself a little more. What can I say? I'm a man of learning. Let me get you ladies another drink.
We were out of Diet Coke but don't worry, I had Coke Zero. Oh! What are you-? Why are you-? When I said I was an explorer, I meant of ... Friendly territory. Home ground? You have it all wrong. What I mean, girls, is that I'm gay. So please, put your mysterious forests away and we can pretend it never happened.
We were out of Diet Coke but don't worry, I had Coke Zero. Oh! What are you-? Why are you-? When I said I was an explorer, I meant of ... Friendly territory. Home ground? You have it all wrong. What I mean, girls, is that I'm gay. So please, put your mysterious forests away and we can pretend it never happened.
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