Did you talk to adam?
We broke up
Omg, why??
You know last month when i noticed there was 1100 dollars missing from our account? i found out where it went. he gave it to some bitch called liberty blue.
Liberty blue? what kind of name is that?
A stripper name. shes a stripper.
No way! what did he say?
Nothing yet. he doesnt know i know. im guessing hell be calling me pretty soon.
What did you do?
I accidentally forwarded his entire email inbox to his mom. bitch wont try and tell me her sons too well brought up to look at porn again. hey, you want to go for a run later? i got some stuff of adams lying around. im thinking we should drop it in the quarry.
Omg, lol. I am SO there.
luvin' it lesley but do you need therapy now
ReplyDeleteWhen have I not needed it?
ReplyDeleteI blame Sam for putting the idea in my head. And the wondeful "Texts From Last Night" Twitter feed for inspiring the style and format. I will never use text-speak again.