The first time I tried out my now-patented ‘cheeky wink’, I came away with a burning week. It turns out nuns aren’t particularly tolerant of flirtation.
Still, this experience didn’t put me off, and I began to practice my wink every day in front of the mirror.
“Hey, good looking,” I would say to myself, and then I would wink and toss my hair.
It’s a fool-proof tool any man should use if he wants to get laid.
Of course, it hasn’t worked yet, but I remain cheerfully optimistic.
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