Showing posts with label The Next Three Days. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Next Three Days. Show all posts
Monday, 13 January 2014
The Next Three Days by Carolyn Glass
Only 3 days to go, what could possibly go wrong? Well I’m glad you asked me that. So far, the bride's dress damaged in a mystery dye spill accident (will be discovered by the shop owner tomorrow, shame she had just made her assistant redundant), a number of the guests suffering from suspected food poisoning after the hen night (shouldn’t be too difficult to spike the champagne in the club tonight and then persuade everyone to eat kebabs at 3am), the venue for the nuptials firebombed (tomorrow along with 2 other churches, probably be considered a hate crime with any luck). And if the bride and groom insist on staying cheerful, dealing with each incident calmly? An accidental death, preferably hers, (then I could sweep in and offer consolation and support) but his would be ok at a pinch. He’d regret passing me over one way or another.
Sunday, 12 January 2014
The Next Three Days by Lesley Whyte
The next three days are vital. Everything has to be perfect. You have so much to plan. You don't have much time to do it in. You can't allow this stuff to go unplanned. Can you imagine what will happen if you do? Can you? You can't let that happen. You can't. It will ruin everything.
EVERYTHING.
So, with that in mind, which centrepieces do you prefer?
EVERYTHING.
So, with that in mind, which centrepieces do you prefer?
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